Gas Can and Zippo are ready to go...

According to the New York Times, Red Bull New York will be announcing later today, the singing of Dema Kovalinko. How many other DC United alumni or related personel is Bruce going to pillage or bring into the Bloody Bovine camp? Why not just change the name to NY United?

Evidently this ex-DCU and ex-UVA migration up I-95 is claiming more than just players, I-66 is having a situation of one of his friends switching to the Dark Side. Go check out his request and try and save this poor soul from the Hell that is the Meadowlands!